hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’
WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUCKERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KILL THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME HIPPOPOTAMUS.
when the person you like talks to you first
sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it
do you ever just think about kissing someone for 500 years